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I'm not even on purpose, but i am the worst ghoster.

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Probably only text 4 people ever

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Im really bad at texting back

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Im always on do not disturb

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Whenever you texted me it says she has her notifications turned off

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But you always texted right away

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It's like the middle of fucking day

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Or they'll just texts name

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And then when im back and see

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What is this? Is this a new thing

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You know

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I just learned that my phone, when i'm driving

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Just automatically texts people

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That um...I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW

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Let's take the lenses off

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We have similar phones

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Now we just need to get a little

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Piercing

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Do kissy-kiss

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That right ladies

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They like kissing each other

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They like kisseing each other

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I'm going to taste it, oh my god.

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It tastes really good on lip gloss

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Should i take this off?

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No! It doesn't

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Have you ever had your nipples pierced before

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no

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I totally would

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Yeah, I don't want to look too much like a badass.

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Like baby face?

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Your little tattoos are cute though!

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Thank you

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You're tan

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You're more tan than me normally

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Yeah i've been laying out in the sun

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See your little freckles

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Because it was always like

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When we started going this tanning salon

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A while ago

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Cause im so fucking pale

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And then

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I was like, which is cool or whatever but then

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because i don't want to lay out and tan

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or like chairs

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deck chairs and stuff outside in the pool

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But then...I love tanning slums

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laying under sun for 30 minutes

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just look at your phone

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you normally do

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You're still tanning

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I have to apply vitamin D every day when I'm sleeping in the sun.

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Please leave it for about 30 minutes.

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bat holder

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I just saw that you were turning really red.

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That's right

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Then I'll have you take a health check too.

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Then someday you won't even be a smoke

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Well, not really.

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I didn't notice My Checks.

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Then I'll live longer

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Probably the same bathing inn.

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Stay here

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They don't want you to scroll on your phone outside for 30 minutes a day.

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No, they don't want you look at schizomemes about seed oil and watch endless Andrew Tate edits

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Why seed oil?

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It's one of the new kind things that people are saying like yeah it is bad for u

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Because like what was it?

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You know how like...

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you know how aspartame and artificial sweeteners

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that was the horrible thing for a long time

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but now seed oil is big thing people talk about

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What kind of seeds

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I don't know, it's like the different shit they put in processed food.

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Same with what people talk about...

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High fructose corn syrup

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And so you're one of the pro seed oil people?

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Yeah!

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The Matrix is going to cancel you

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No that good

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Me talking about seed oil being good is like

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Like im pr0 the matrix

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Because Im being paid off by THE MATRIX

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Yeah, I'm promoting microplastics and seed oils.

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Because you want people to get cancer

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and then like give all these health insurance companies

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and everything

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And be like morbidly obese

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You're promoting all the worst shit

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People say water bottles now

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Oh yeah

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BPA

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Yeah

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My mom never let me drink out of water bottles

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All i know is that my blood

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Is full up with microplastics

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Seed oils

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An dI feel great

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Your blood?

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Exactly

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I've never felt better.

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You're like, you know...I watch porn every day

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and make porn and feel amazing

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Yeah! And beat off 3 hours a day as myself

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How do you feel about that?

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Like your part of this whole Manosphere world

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Im not though

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But some people are

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Some people i think is ok

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but then they all in the no-fap shit

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The number one financial advice

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Stop jerking off

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To me it's like

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I think for some guys, it is a good idea to not jerk off for awhile.

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Because it's like the dopamine thing?

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To me if you're jerking off four or five times per day

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and your penis gets raw

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yeah maybe you should quit

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but like

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If you'e just jerking of once in the day

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most guys are no going really do anything

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I think people kind of get into it, or the idea of it because you don't have to do anything. You just have not jerk off

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It's like easy

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Do you always watch porn when your jerk off?

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Yeah most times

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Most times jus watch my own videos

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What are your watching

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Me

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Yeah, I watch gangbang.

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It's my thing if i'm like actually just like alone and gonna masturbate

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You know what?

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What have been watching recently that really liked

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I've been watching sorority hazing videos

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Where there is these two dominant sororities sisters

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And then they haze the girls by making them ride dildos

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Fuck them and shit

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Pretty hot

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Kinda wanna film one

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I actually filmed a 7-11 orgy like that.

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Oh my god, it'so hot!

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So bad

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Love those

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This is great though

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No faps are scams

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Seed oils are good for you

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Trust the government

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Look at me

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I have two girls on my cock right now.

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Seed oil, they got me here!

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Where's my money from the CIA?

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The seed oil industry needs to know that

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Yeah i want be supported by fucking canola

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or whatever

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No free promo

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You see Alex Adams

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like a yacht next week

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with big seed

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Oil money check

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It is hard doing

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Seed Oils Advertisements

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you're gonna become like

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I'm not like the bang energy CEO, but for seed oil.

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Live or die that shit

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There's a lot of bad stuff and things you can take too far

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How do we go about fast food?

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Do you eat fast food

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Yeah

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You can kindof just eat whatever if you exercise

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I legit kind of think if you just drink a lot of water,

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You can do whatever you want if

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Are we talking about food?

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Like lifting weights and stuff

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Vitamins and creatine

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People always want to find one thing that's bad

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That they can blame everything on

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And then it makes life really simple

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Yeah people are always obsessed with thats

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They always blame us.

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Horn ruining all of them

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Girls have so much slobber

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It'so hot.

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Let me see your vagina

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How do you feel?

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Side by side

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Have you done that hook up therapy threesome?

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No, this is the first one.

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Oh my god!

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So exciting...

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This is historic

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Is it harder or easier to have two girls instead of one

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It's honestly kind of-

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This kinda easier

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Cause its more like

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Yeah

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Its just more like

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You guys are talking with each other

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Ya know what I mean

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Are you eventually going

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To do a hookup therapy

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Gang bang

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That might be

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A little

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One girl and like 10 girls.

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It would be cool if he did a reverse gangbang,

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with 6 girls and just him

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And he's asking all the questions

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Sodomizing him

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Double feet

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It was so good of you to get black nail polish because now we're like literally yin and yang.

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I've actually never had anyone stuck on my toes ever yet

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Oh my god, it's your foot virginity

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He is a big foot guy

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We'll use your feet for everything he possibly can

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He's a foot freak.

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I thought it was going to tickle

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It feels so good

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To me, it just like...

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...I'm not here harassing women for foot jobs or anything

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Yeah

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Not harassing

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Just begging desperately

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Have you given him foot job?

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Yeah

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Never have

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My first foo job really ever

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But no as good

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he taught how give them good

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Super terrible

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And did

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I'm going to sleep now.

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Oh my god, oh my god.

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Holy shit!

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What the fuck?

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I forgot how big it is

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It's just me inside

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It'so painful.

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Oh, fuck.

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I can't believe it.

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It'so hot in here, come on!

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Oh my god...

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey girls

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Have you ever like stacked up on top of me?

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Yeah let'stack

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Just like kinda sit on top

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I get her which way

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Like that.

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Yeah, no you're not...

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You can switch right now

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Okay

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Now lay back

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Oh my gosh!

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You could stack it

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Put your legs up here

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Do I get too heavy?

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No go here

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Go here

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Good

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See guys when you got a few ladies together

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It's important to

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Learn new things

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Stack them off

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I've actually learned this

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Knowing we'd be putting in the same place

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Oh, fuck!

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This is fine.

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I can't answer TikTok questions!

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Laura, can you maybe come over...

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Nah don' shoot that up.

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Yeah watch coming this side a little bit

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Should i go over your leg like this?

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Yeah

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My face starts to see

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Yeah, put your leg in front of me.

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We can taste our pussies on this day

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I love the taste of pussy

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I'm going to see if we got something.

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Let'see what TikTok is saying, it would be cool if we could post the answers on Tiktok

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Like when you answer questions

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It would be cool if we could show a sucking dick what we answer questions on Tiktok.

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Oh, yeah!

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Definitely Twitter

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I wish

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In an ideal world

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Well that's what this one guy said

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He said live stream it on TikTok bro

287
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You're like bro i can'though

288
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My dick is out

289
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he said make them box

290
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Who'd want in the boxing match?

291
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Probably not me

292
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Probably not

293
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Like...I don' like hurting people

294
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When did you do sports

295
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when used to fight girls

296
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I want to do wrestling.

297
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After this, i wanna do female boxing

298
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But then whoever loses gets fucked

299
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You're gonna actually box?

300
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Celebrity boxing matches

301
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Really?!

302
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Someone's in a fight

303
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Give us Riz tips

304
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,970
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, but it is what is.

305
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It would be funny and confident

306
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Funny helps

307
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Actually curious people

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You're down to do stuff

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And you have an open personality

310
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Not creepy

311
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Yeah don't be pushy

312
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If you have beg for blowjobs

313
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She doesn' t want give blowjob

314
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Begging isn'' the number one thing

315
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That won ''t hot in guy

316
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I think it depends on the age.

317
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Yeah, age too even

318
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And a lot of it is just experience like talking to girls and having to feel awkward

319
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Exactly

320
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Also have the confidence

321
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To make girl feel special

322
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Instead if guys get so nervous around girls

323
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That they then

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Get intimidated

325
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Treat them like they're not shit

326
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But you want girly

327
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She needs to feel like you actually really like her and feel that you think she'special.

328
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I think a lot of guys thinks if you treat them shit they'll want more from ya

329
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Yeah none even can work at all if the chick doesn't already kind-of really liker u

330
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:16,860
Exactly! You ca treat em with shit but have nice car and big dick

331
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:20,380
A lotta girls they tell when guy is doing it just on purpose

332
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To try get their attention or whatever

333
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And they see right through

334
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Exactly. It's better to treat a girl like she is really special

335
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And also, to be fun or funny enough that they feel you add something

336
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To their lives

337
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You gotta bring value

338
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Yours is your dick

339
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No one can fuck like me so

340
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They're just gonna knock on the door

341
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But not everyone blessed

342
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With big dicks

343
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so they have to have riffs.

344
00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:57,470
How do you get girls?

345
00:23:58,290 --> 00:23:58,790
You don't

346
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Well, anymore I mostly just film stuff

347
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That's mostly easier for me

348
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Do you ge girlfriends

349
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When was your last girlfriend

350
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Um...I had like two girlfriends kind of back-to back

351
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like four years ago

352
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Or more than that

353
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Four months five months and then

354
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The first one didn'

355
00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,090
She said she didn care at all but

356
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She ended up caring

357
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:21,830
No, it was just a nightmare relationship.

358
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:25,470
Yeah she's just like...

359
00:24:25,470 --> 00:24:29,270
She was really manipulative and I fucked up things with her

360
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Like because i'm not like that normally but

361
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Unwilling?

362
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310
Well no

363
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He was simping hard

364
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You know

365
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Why haven't you texted me in two days

366
00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:45,630
Shit like tha

367
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But then would get mad about

368
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:52,170
She was playing games with you though, because why don't you text someone that

369
00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:52,670
You're in a relationship?

370
00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:55,910
No yeah and all that stuff. I knew all that stuff it's like obvious but to me

371
00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:57,730
i just kind of realized like bro once

372
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,670
It''s already like this there is no

373
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There wasn´ts savings she didn' have

374
00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:03,230
Like...

375
00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:04,050
...it wasn ´tworth

376
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Like

377
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,830
How did you guys meet

378
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:07,870
A car show thing

379
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Shes looking at cars

380
00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:13,450
The car girls

381
00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:16,490
They gonna drive u insane

382
00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:22,530
What's the craziest girls you've met, like what type are they?

383
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,110
I don't know.

384
00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:26,490
Car girl

385
00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:32,410
Craigslist girls

386
00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:33,690
Craigslist girls are some of them

387
00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:35,550
That is good one

388
00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:37,490
That's a good one.

389
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:44,270
I met this one girl off Craigslist just in the middle of the night, you know like 9 years ago or something probably

390
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:45,230
On Craigslist?

391
00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:48,250
Yeah she was petite brunette and 26

392
00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:50,550
And then like...

393
00:25:51,190 --> 00:25:53,270
Because i would just meet girls sometimes and hook up with them

394
00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:54,150
Like for free

395
00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:56,690
Just casual encounters

396
00:25:57,290 --> 00:26:01,450
It wouldn't work often but maybe once per week it would work

397
00:26:05,490 --> 00:26:06,890
I was told that my address was here.

398
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:10,490
And she looks like a mess

399
00:26:13,143 --> 00:26:13,810
That's cool too though

400
00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,870
At times like these, I'd wear a condom and take it off.

401
00:26:22,776 --> 00:26:23,710
Then, would you like to take a photo with you?

402
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:25,150
Yes

403
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:28,150
I really cried

404
00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:31,930
No, what I would do is post ads of just my chest and dick.

405
00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:33,250
And be like hey looking for hookups

406
00:26:33,790 --> 00:26:35,610
and then girls woul email me

407
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:39,890
but a lot times it'd just guys

408
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,350
being like can we give you low job

409
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:42,930
or something like that

410
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:44,850
bu sometimes its real girls

411
00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:48,910
What's this?

412
00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:52,090
Where you will see someone out

413
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:53,570
then go on crisis

414
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,170
say hi to the person at target

415
00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:56,850
Have u seen those

416
00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:57,710
Yeah, I have.

417
00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:00,090
What are those called? Like lost connections or something like that

418
00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:00,390
Lost connections!

419
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:01,370
Misconnection

420
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:01,830
Yes

421
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,110
Uh...I used to go on that all the time

422
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,070
That's us

423
00:27:42,830 --> 00:27:43,950
Our work pays off

424
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,170
That is right

425
00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,310
Oh my god

426
00:27:52,350 --> 00:27:53,870
We have more questions

427
00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:54,370
Awesome

428
00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:57,280
What is your favorite color

429
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,520
Do you have a favorite color at all

430
00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:02,480
Black

431
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,780
I literally could have guessed that.

432
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,200
Probably like green, or blue...

433
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,430
Lately i really like the color orange

434
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:23,310
Orange?

435
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,950
There's a guy out here who was just like what happened to Lexus

436
00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:28,150
Like in my car video

437
00:28:28,150 --> 00:28:29,470
It was all these-

438
00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:33,870
And there are still guys from this video

439
00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:36,270
What happened to the Lexus man

440
00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,230
They liked it

441
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:41,730
Yeah, it was cool but I sold it! What do you think of me doing?

442
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:45,110
They're sentimental unlike you.

443
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,140
Who makes the best sandwiches

444
00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:56,070
The bests sandwiches

445
00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:57,410
My mom

446
00:28:57,410 --> 00:28:57,670
Subway

447
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,030
Are you ladies good cooks

448
00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:02,150
No

449
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,070
Pretty good

450
00:29:06,976 --> 00:29:08,510
We gotta be a trad wife

451
00:29:11,736 --> 00:29:17,670
My mom literally raised me to be a trad way. And look at me now, but sex is part of being

452
00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:21,250
a good travel aid. So I'm just training

453
00:29:32,446 --> 00:29:34,980
somebody says why is my meat so small?

454
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,840
Yeah, thanks to your dad

455
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:46,910
maybe it depends on how much smaller like

456
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,190
a couple inches smaller than what we do.

457
00:30:34,610 --> 00:30:36,550
Damn, your pussy's all creamy!

458
00:30:38,783 --> 00:30:39,650
That sucks...

459
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,450
I'm shaking.

460
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:17,820
Oh, my God.

461
00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:37,970
I'm going to finish up with some dog food.

462
00:34:45,610 --> 00:34:49,810
Maybe get a little bit of an egg on you and spread it around?

463
00:34:49,810 --> 00:34:50,410
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